
Tua (anne geddes take)

Bug and Tua
(Above photos courtesy of Bug's sister Cydil. She posesses the eye of an artist and the patience for photoshop.)
I have never paid as much attention to commodity prices as I probably should. My meager recollection of the last six months of market furtures as well as my knowledge of current standings is put to the test whenever I come out to central Illinois. Here, the price of corn is as viable a dinner conversation topic as familial statistics (deaths, births, marriages) or the weather. Tonight over angelfood cake and strawberry cram, there was half a dozen conversations going on at once. The home of Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence Whiteford (Bug's maternal grandparents) is normally buzzing with activity any time family are in town, but this was the busiest I had ever seen it. At the center of the room was Elisona watching her father with a new toy, a lawnmower that blew bubbles. This toy proved to be one of the saving graces of the evening, mesmerising Ellie and distracing her from the apparant intense pain of erupting molars. On one side of the room watching Ellie, was Bug gently rocking Tua back into a deep sleep. As she rocked, she was halfway in and out of a conversation with her grandmother. They appeared to be discussing something involving Tua's sleep habits, but from where I sat, I couldn't make it out. Their dialogue was drowned out by a conversation on the south wall of the living room between three individuals who were discussing the price of corn as well as the state of events, both local and global. Here is a fragment of the conversation:
"Did you here about the guy from Havana who signed the contract with Monsanto for 400 acres of seed corn and then turned around and sold his futures at 4.11$? Come to find out that his neighbor was going to plant pop corn on either side of him."
"What did he do?"
"Why. he called up Monsanto and asked if there was any way they would release him from his obligation and well they said no, it was in the fine print and he'd have to find some way to come up with the corn."
"Oh, my."
"There sure is a lot of legalise in that fine print."
"Yep. Did you see what oil didn't drop more than 4 cents even after Iran released those British?"
"Well, I knew it wasn't going to drop too much. It never drops too much before Easter, what with all the driving and all. They say travel is up 38 percent this year."
"How'd you make out with that dent in the shed?"
The voices on the couch rose and fell with great intensity throughout the evening. But that particular conversation was not the most interesting. At one end of the dinner table sat the majority of the women. In stark contrast to the men on the couch, whose verbal sport resembled a very fine game of table tennis, the conversation at the table was Wimbleton. The topic was the impending arrival of a new cousin, and all things pertaining to this event were bantered about faster than I could keep up with.
I was at the other end of the dinner table. I had neither the IQ for the topic at the couch, nor the emotion for the one at the table so I sat with the expecting dad. I gave him some small crumbs of wisdom that I've managed to scrape together from my three months in the game. It's not much so far but its growing and I find that my experience as a father is a commodity that I'll gladly share with anyone who cares to ask.
And if you're wondering about the title of this post, let me give you an assignment. Look up the price of corn a year and a half ago. Now look up the price of October 07 corn. When you've done that, google the term "Ethanol" and "renewable energy". Spend some time on these topics and after about three weeks, you too might be qualified to sit in on a conversation in Illinois or Iowa and hold your own.